Friday, November 11, 2011

Turn Up the Sound - Quiet Times with Wilco

Wilco
I was reading and writing this afternoon and simultanesouly looking for a musical piece to wrap up the blogging week.

I happened on this Wilco tune, One Sunday Morning, that had been featured recently on NPR. I've always wanted to be a bigger Wilco fan than I am, so I decided to give the track a listen.

I was a little leery at first because of its above average play time, but I clicked the button anyway, and with One Sunday Morning playing in the background, I went about my business of reading internet news. Twelve minutes later, I decided to count myself officially as a Wilco fan.

One Sunday Morning is quiet and intimate and satisfying. It's acoustic guitar and piano, a simple but beautiful melody, and a soft whispery vocal that fits the song like the last piece of a puzzle.

I'm glad I found One Sunday Morning by Wilco, and I think you might be too. Turn up the sound, and give it a shot.


Mike McQueary's Future at Penn State

Mike McQueary (red hair) alongside Joe Paterno.
Citing threats against Mike McQueary, Penn State has wisely announced that the team's wide receiver coach will not be on the sidelines for the Nittany Lions home game on Saturday against Nebraska. I agree with this decision, and I believe it is in the best interests of everyone involved that McQueary not be a visible presence in the Penn State football program for the rest of 2011.

Part of me can't help but feel sorry for McQueary who seems to be increasingly swirling alone at the center of the Penn State sex abuse scandal. His life has been utterly derailed, and it's likely that his conscience was forever scarred from the moment he left that shower room, all because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Or more correctly, all because of what he didn't do when he found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time.

As far as what happens next, I'm torn. Mike McQueary did not sexually abuse kids; he witnessed the molestation of a young boy by a 58 year-old man. Mike McQueary didn't commit the horrific act, nor did he even choose the circumstances of its discovery. In the face of an unimaginably hellish moment, Mike McQueary didn't do the right thing, but he did do something. Still, I can't get past the fact that he was there. And he didn't stop it.

In his Slate magazine article about McQueary, Josh Levin has perhaps best captured the feelings of so many of us. "In the end, it's possible to comprehend Mike McQueary's actions, but it is impossible to rationalize them."

McQueary's long-term future at Penn State has not yet been announced, and there are reasonable arguments to be made in favor of not punishing the original whistleblower, beyond the likely internal anguish and awful public rebuke he is suffering now. Though he had the opportunity to unlock an escape hatch out of this nightmare, a luxury that was certainly not afforded to the boys who were so brutally molested, Mike McQueary is in some way a secondary victim of the awful crimes committed by Jerry Sandusky. Whatever is decided by the university or by McQueary himself, the road ahead will no doubt be long and difficult for him.

Obama Scoring Points from the Sideline

President Obama has made up significant ground in the last two months with independent voters. Based on early November polling data from Gallup, the President has enjoyed a 21-point swing among independent voters who were asked if they would be more likely to vote for Obama or for the Republican Party candidate in the November 2012 election.


The percentage of independents who indicated in September polling they would prefer one of the Republican presidential candidates has declined by 10%, while the percentage who indicated they would vote for Obama increased by 11%.

The reasons for this dramatic shift in opinion likely have more to do with what Republicans haven't done than with what the President has done.

Since the collection of the September polling data, the U.S. has shown modest improvements in economic growth and the unemployment rate has had a slight decline, but everyone agrees that while recent results are directionally positive, the economy still faces an incredible uphill climb. In October we also witnessed the final overthrow of a corrupt Libyan regime,which included the capture and killing of Muammar Gaddafi, but I'm not sure anyone is paying attention to Obama's foreign policy successes.

Daily Zen - Friday, November 11



Consider life and death as equal, and the intellect is not afraid. Consider change as sameness, and clarity is not obscured.

                          - Lao Tzu

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Ashton Kutcher Is Not Your Best News Source

I was already pretty certain that Ashton Kutcher's Twitter feed was not likely the best source for news and information, but now I know for sure.

It turns out that Ashton is not only not fair or balanced, he is also potentially not informed.


In a slightly less intense sidebar to the Penn State sexual abuse news story, Ashton Kutcher has now apologized for a knee-jerk tweet he published to his Twitter account. After glimpsing a headline about Joe Paterno's firing last night, Kusher, who mistakenly believed Paterno had been terminated for poor football results, tweeted a vehement defense of the coach's college football record. Upon getting the full story of the abuse scandal a short time later, Kusher retracted his position and deleted the tweet. He has subsequently announced, much to the dismay of his 8 million Twitter followers, that they will no longer receive tweets directly from him, as Kutcher's management company will now review and edit his tweets as needed before they are published (they will monitor the horse's mouth to ensure he doesn't look like a horse's ass again).

One quick additional editorial note - while Twitter, Facebook, and blogs like this one continue to play an increasingly large role in dispensing news and information to the masses, there are very few safeguards to ensure factual accuracy, much less legal or ethical correctness. When I write for The Way Things Turn, much of what I express is my editorial opinion, but I still make it a point to include links to bonafide news sources (Reuters, New York Times, SF Chronicle and so on). Even this silly post has two links.

An Open Letter to Rioting Penn State Students

Dear Thousands of Angry Penn State Students,

I heard eight disadvantaged elementary and middle school boys were raped by one of your assistant coaches. No wonder you're so angry. I would be pissed off too. The idea of an adult man using his position of authority to take advantage of these incredibly vulnerable nine and ten year old boys sickens me. I cannot imagine how awful and horrifying it must have been for these young boys, as this grown man who they believe cares about them, sneaks into their beds at night and whispers in their ears as he fondles their genitals, or worse, sodomizes them in the shower. I think that would fuck any kid up pretty bad.

It must make you completely livid when you consider that, for many of these kids this never had to happen. I mean so many people at the university knew what happened to that one boy in the shower. If only Mike McQueary or JoePa or one of those damned administrative suits had been thinking about the kids, instead of their precious university. Did they even try to see if that one kid was okay? Did they consider that there were very likely other boys in danger? Did they think Sandusky would just stop? Or did they know other ten year-old boys were probably getting fucked by a grown man - but think it was okay as long as it wasn't in their showers? Goddammit, I am getting teary-eyed and filling with rage just thinking about it.

I know it must be tough for you, since you're so close to the situation. You must feel helpless, knowing that this could have been stopped years earlier but wasn't. You must be enraged at those who let these defenseless children down. As I think about those boys who were raped, and I imagine all the years of confusion and anxiety and fear they must have endured after being raped, the nightmares and dysfunction they probably still have today, I understand your rage. I understand why you had to show the world how fiery and passionate you are about the situation. I know why you had to break a few windows, light some shit on fire, and turn over a car or two. It's all about those boys, about the god-awful things that Jerry Sandusky did to them, it's about their pain. I get it.

I know that you hurt more deeply and poignantly than others can ever understand. I know things seem grim and hopeless and tragic. Don't worry though, it gets better. The one comfort I can offer you is that as you get older, you'll gain perspective and you'll be relieved to find out there's more to life than the narrow sliver you see now. You'll start to see into the lives of other people, folks who have it really bad, like those boys who were raped, and you'll learn to be grateful for what you have, no matter how inadequate or unsatisying it sometimes feels. You'll be relieved when you finally realize the world doesn't revolve around you, and that those things that matter so much now, things like college football, pale in comparison to what really matters in life, like caring for the safety and well-being of children.

Take care of yourselves and keep fighting the good fight.

UPDATED: Why JoePa Had To Go Now


Legendary Penn State coach Joe "JoePa" Paterno

The Penn State University Board of Trustees faced a nearly impossible no-win conundrum as they considered what to do with Joe Paterno. In the end, they fired the legendary coach, and that was exactly the right thing to do.

The two administrators to whom Paterno reported a sexual abuse incident in 2002 have been formally charged with crimes (perjury and obstruction of justice) because they failed to notify authorities. Paterno, meanwhile, was officially charged with nothing. This left the university to determine exactly what moral culpability and punishment should befall the much beloved coach, who led one of the most storied programs in college football for nearly half a century.

If you're a fan of Penn State football, the answer to the JoePa question might have been as simple as accepting the end-of-season resignation that Paterno tendered.  In an attempt to serve as his own ethics judge and jury, or perhaps just because he's old, tired, and genuinely disappointed in himself, Paterno had indicated his intent to call it quits after the 2011 season, and some think that decision held JoePa adequately accountable. After all, Paterno had apparently met his obligations under the law, and for the last 46 years, the coach has brought unmatched money, prestige, and class to the university. Not to mention, he is the winningest coach in college football history.  

For many others though, including the university board of trustees, the question that had to be asked and answered next is whether or not Joe Pa's self-imposed sentence was as timely and severe a punishment as he deserved.

If the sexual abuse that Paterno reported to his bosses in 2002 had been limited to one instance with one boy, maybe his retirement offer would have been sufficient. The totality of the damage would have already been done, and the consequences of failing to notify the police would still have been tragic, but less so. But it wasn't a singular incident, and the sexual abuses committed by Jerry Sandusky are alleged to have continued with several other boys for at least three years after being originally reported. The simple fact is more young boys were raped, even after the incident was reported to Paterno, because no one had the gumption or good sense to turn the matter over to the police (as required by law). 

The Paterno conundrum may appear complicated at first, but by considering a few simple questions, the issue is reduced to its core, and the only possible answer to the question "what do we do with JoePa" becomes crystal clear. 

Did all this have to happen? What could have stopped it? What are the mental, spiritual, and physical health of one boy's life worth? What about the well-being of eight boys? 

Because of the failure of Paterno and others to act responsibly, more young boys were raped by Jerry Sandusky. The lives of those boys are worth a hell of a lot more than the reputation of a college football program, more than the prestige of a university, and certainly more than one man's legacy. Sadly, JoePa had to go, and he had to go now. 

Daily Zen - Thursday, November 10



The only point where eternity meets time is in the present. The present is the only time there is.
               
                - Marianne Williamson

JoePa Is Fired By Penn State

Graham Spanier, President of Penn State, and coach Joe Paterno
Earlier on Wednesday I made the case for why Joe Paterno could not continue in his role at Penn State, despite his expressed intent to retire at the end of this year.

While thousands of Penn State students are angered and clearly don't agree with me, the Board of Trustees apparently did. The 84 year-old coach, along with university president Graham Spanier, have both been terminated by the Board. The firings are a result of Paterno and Spanier failing to notify the police after they received reports of a Penn State football coach sexually abusing a child in 2002.

It's unclear exactly what Paterno's legacy will be now in college sports. With just over 400 victories, he is still the winningest coach ever in college football, but the record books will have not only an asterisk but also a giant shameful smudge next to his name.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

The Shallow End - Oscar The Very Weird Handstand Peeing Dog

It's been a tough and uncomfortable news day. Swim down to the shallow end and treat yourself to 45 seconds of lightness and laughing. The title of the blog post kind of says it all.

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Why Penn State's JoePa Must Go Now

The Penn State University board of trustees faces a challenging, though not impossible, conundrum. What do they do with JoePa?

The two administrators to whom Joe Paterno reported a sexual abuse incident in 2002 have been formally charged with crimes (perjury and obstruction of justice) because they failed to notify authorities. Paterno, meanwhile, has been officially charged with nothing. This leaves the university to determine exactly what moral culpability and punishment should befall the legendary football coach. 


Daily Zen - Wednesday, November 9



It is the spur of ignorance, the consciousness of not understanding, and the curiosity about that which lies beyond that are essential to our progress.

                       - John Pierce

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Westboro Baptist Gets Stone Cold Ass-Kicking

Brick Stone "interviewing" Shirley Phelps
By now anyone who reads my blog knows that I'm helplessly obsessed with all-things Westboro Baptist Church.

Try as I might to resist commenting, there is something about lunatic religious fanatics protesting disrespectfully at the funerals of dead soldiers and gay kids that always commands my attention.

If they tweet, I'm reading it. If they protest, I'm writing about it. If they visit nearby, I'm there.

Despite my careful study, I just can't determine how to best get under their skin. Luckily, others with far more creative talent are figuring it out.

The Foo Fighters staged a masterful counter-protest in September in the form of a flatbed drive-by concert, and now comedian Dave Sirus, aka newsman Brick Stone, has found another clever way to penetrate the Phelps family. Wait, check that. To be clear, he has not penetrated any family members, only their placard wall of bullshit.

Armed with only rapier sharp sarcasm, a microphone, and regular person sanity, Brick Stone and his news team take to the sidewalk and boldly face down the zealots. As Brick's interviews with church members are essentially an unfair exercise in matching wits with the dimwitted, one almost feels sorry for the Westboro picketers. But, that passes quickly when you glimpse a nearby protester sign that reads "Soldiers Die 4 Fag Marriage."

My favorite question is one Brick poses to the husband of church leader Shirley Phelps: "What's the best part about seeing a woman cry over her dead child?"

Brick Stone gave a swift, thorough, and vulgar ass-kicking to Westboro last week outside a high school in Las Vegas, and I couldn't be more grateful to him.

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Herman Cain and the Math of Four Denials

Sharon Bialek, Cain's fourth accuser
Photo: Reuters
A fourth woman has come forward with accusations of inappopriate sexual behavior against presidential candidate Herman Cain. 

Cain's latest accuser, Sharon Bialek, has not only publicly identified herself, she has also implored Cain to publicly admit his guilt. 

Herman Cain's defense? Deny. Again.

Here's how I see the math when a leading presidential candidate is suddenly accused by multiple women of inappropriate sexual conduct.

One Accuser = Opportunist
Two Accusers = Opportunist and Looney (or two Opportunists, maybe)
Three Accusers = Conspiracy
Four Accusers = Pattern

I imagine if a fifth woman comes forward with harassment accusations against Cain he will need to execute the very delicate political maneuver known as deny-accuse-reverse, wherein he once again denies the harassment claim, and then accuses all five women of being Mitt Romney's wives. 

Director Brett Ratner Uses Gay Slur at Film Screening

Director Brett Ratner impersonating a smug
 Hollywood asshole (or just posing as himself).
Hollywood director Brett Ratner, who is scheduled to produce next year's Academy Awards ceremony, used the word "fag" during a post-screening Q&A for his new film Tower Heist.

Ratner has subsequently apologized for the verbal slip up, although in my mind he owes the world a bigger apology for his entire body of work.

Having directed mind-numbing box office tripe like Code Name: The Cleaner (4% on rottentomatoes.com), Rush Hour 3 (18% approval), and The Family Man (starring Nicholas Cage, 'nuf said), Mr. Ratner has robbed moveigoers of countless wasted hours and dollars. I won't hold my breath waiting for that apology.

Daily Zen - Tuesday, November 8



When you do a thing, you must do it with the whole self.
 
                     - George J. Gurdijeff

Monday, November 7, 2011

Rick Perry on SNL's Weekend Update

It's another big winner for Bill Hader.

This time he delivers a drunk Rick Perry performance on SNL's weekly news segment (the consistent high point of the show these days).

(It's worth waiting out the Hulu ad. Sorry.)

What Are You Bitchin' About?


If you're reading this blog post, you almost certainly have a computer or smartphone or iPad. If you have any of those devices, you have electricity to charge them. If you have electricity (and don't live at your neighborhood Starbucks as I do), then you have a home. Probably, an inside place. With walls. Clean running water. A furnace and maybe even A/C. Most likely, inside this home you also have a refrigerator. With something to eat and drink in it (even bologna and Kool Aid count).

Anything you're complaining about other than not having any of that (or not having good health)...probably a first world problem. Get over it.

Turn of Phrase: McKown on the Difference Between Cain and Clinton

"As sexual harassers, Herman Cain and Bill Clinton may be similar. As leaders, less so: one made a damn fine pizza and the other made a damn fine president."

- From Jeff McKown, asked (by himself) to comment on how the accusations of sexual harassment against Herman Cain compare to those levied against former President Clinton.

What If The Bullet Were Real?

A man filming a police line at the Occupy Oakland protest was shot by police with a rubber bullet, although he provoked no one and was given no warning.

No doubt, city officials and police forces are challenged by the Occupy Movement to strike a delicate balance between ensuring public safety and protecting the rights of all of us, but when that fine line is trod all over by a pair of jack boots, the authorities do themselves no favors.

As I watched the clip below, I wondered - what if the bullet were real? What would the unprovoked police shooting of a protester, presumably armed with only a video camera, say about the state of our democracy? Are we one poor decision away from witnessing a bizarre Tiennamen-style showdown in the U.S.?

It wasn't a real bullet this time, but with so little organization in the Occupy Movement, and with thousands of frustrated and overworked cops interacting daily with teeming hoards of tired and angry protesters, the opportunities for a tragic mistake are mounting. Keep your wits about you, America.

This is a chilling and sobering scene.

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