"Am I man enough to handle a car this flawless? The short answer is...no."
Madison Avenue could learn a thing or two from this evocative advertising copy. Not to mention this clever pricing strategy - a car marked down from the original asking price of $199,999 to only $700. Who could resist such a bargain? No one, that's who.
You can click the pic to enlarge the ad, but you'll probably want to click here to see it even larger. Trust me, it's worth a click or two.
(Hat tip to The Dish for finding this one.)