Politics, culture, and other best laid plans.
Clearly that goose has a nest somewhere! Me, I wouldn't be too concerned about a goose (lots of experience around them) but boy, if that were a swan I'd be running for my life!
For me, it would be "flight" not "fight"!!!
of course I would be one of the laughing co-workers. and of course we can always look to Monty Python for sage advice --- "run away! run away!"
And since he didn't "run away" but actually ran at the goose a couple of times, he kind of had it coming. That last charge by the goose is the one that cracks me up the most.