Pat Robertson Talks Oral Sex and More

Everyone knows that Pat Robertson is well-versed in the dark evils of homosexuality, the hell-bent destructiveness of feminism, and the frightening colonial agenda of Islam, and with his direct hotline to God, Pat has also proven himself to be a prolific, if not always accurate, prognosticator.

Lately though, conservative Christianity's most famous jack-of-all-trades has upped the ante, showing a depth and breadth of knowledge that none of us would have thought possible. In the last six months, Robertson has revealed himself to be equal parts Dear Abby, Abby Hoffman, and Doctor Ruth, by providing personal advice on divorcing your Alzheimer's-stricken spouse, advocating for the legalization of marijuana, and now...giving us guidance on how we should feel about oral sex.

Preach on, brother Pat.