Turn of Phrase - Brady's Wife Tells the Truth

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"My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

- Tom Brady's wife, Gisele Bundchen, overheard (and captured on video) making comments about Patriots' wide receivers, while waiting on an elevator at Lucas Oil Stadium after the Super Bowl.

Tom Terrific could never (and would never) make such a crass but true statement about his teammates, but his wife did. And she's right, even Tim Tebow would be unlikely to pull off a miracle of that magnitude, and we all know who his most dependable teammate is.