Unable to let any Presidential activity go unchallenged, GOP candidates weighed in with their perspectives on the device.
- Mitt Romney - "When I was governor of Massachusetts, we developed a similar but less European-socialist marshmallow shooter."
- Ron Paul - "The federal government has no place telling you what you can or can't do with your marshmallow launching mechanism."
- Rick Santorum - "We simply cannot allow Iran to develop extreme marshmallow cannon technology."
- Newt Gingrich - "Mmmm..marshmallows."