Tuesday, February 7, 2012

President Obama and the Extreme Marshmallow Cannon

At the White House Science Fair today, President Obama marveled at 14 year-old Joey Hudy's extreme marshmallow cannon.

Unable to let any Presidential activity go unchallenged, GOP candidates weighed in with their perspectives on the device.
  • Mitt Romney - "When I was governor of Massachusetts, we developed a similar but less European-socialist marshmallow shooter."
  • Ron Paul - "The federal government has no place telling you what you can or can't do with your marshmallow launching mechanism."
  • Rick Santorum - "We simply cannot allow Iran to develop extreme marshmallow cannon technology."
  • Newt Gingrich - "Mmmm..marshmallows."

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