While Democrats and others with a modicum of intellect and common sense have discredited Morris' accusation, I believe there may be something to the lawmaker's conclusion.
After a little online digging of my own, I found these damning facts, which I submit are indicative of the Girl Scouts' subversive ultra left-wing, pro-abortion, pro-gay agenda.
- Five new controversial cookie flavors added.
- Birken-Choc crunchy outside, chocolatey good inside
- Fudge Packers baked in a quaint refurbished 19th century Connecticut farm house
- Sponge Biscuits safe, effective, and oh so tasty
- Thin Men just like Thin Mints only more judgmental
- Granola Munch not just for college girls any more
- Neil Patrick Harris and Gloria Steinem deemed honorary Super-Daisies and hired as organizational spokespeople.
- Cookie drive supported with new TV ads featuring a k.d. Lang jingle which will air during episodes of Glee.
- Food coops, feminist bookstores, and the Cubbyhole on 12th Street added to the acceptable list of volunteering venues.
- New Planned Parenthood award - given to any girl who successfully builds a campfire while reciting the legal text of Roe v. Wade.
- Emblem update - American eagle image replaced with Subaru Outback.
- New slogan for the annual cookie campaign - "Now with more placenta."
- Softball and golf added to camping and backpacking on list of core activities.
- New badge created - the Two Girls Tie One Knot badge, currently authorized in only seven U.S. states and Canada.
- Fashionable uniform re-design - all flannel, all the time.
damn - I know I could start a fire (#5) but the legal text of Rove v. Wade? soooo hard!
ReplyDeleteNo one ever said being a Girl Scout was going to be easy, Jane.
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