While Democrats and others with a modicum of intellect and common sense have discredited Morris' accusation, I believe there may be something to the lawmaker's conclusion.
After a little online digging of my own, I found these damning facts, which I submit are indicative of the Girl Scouts' subversive ultra left-wing, pro-abortion, pro-gay agenda.
- Five new controversial cookie flavors added.
- Birken-Choc crunchy outside, chocolatey good inside
- Fudge Packers baked in a quaint refurbished 19th century Connecticut farm house
- Sponge Biscuits safe, effective, and oh so tasty
- Thin Men just like Thin Mints only more judgmental
- Granola Munch not just for college girls any more