Thursday, January 12, 2012

A Bold Message From Mitt Romney's Haircut

Look at my hair - stunning, eh?
If haircuts were actors in cop movies, Mitt Romney's haircut would be Dirty Harry. It's the Manny Pacquiao of haircuts, kicking all other haircut asses in its path.

No one with eyes and a brain can deny its total badassness. The GOP frontrunner's haircut has so much swagger, even George Clooney's hair gives it respect.

Romney's haircut has spoken out in a recent McSweeney's article, and as you might expect, it stomps Newt Gingrich's douche-y grey mop and then throws down the gauntlet directly at President Obama's close-cropped style.

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