The Shallow End - Shoplifter Caught with Live Lobsters in His Pants

According to a news report out of D'Iberville, Mississippi, a man was arrested with two live lobsters, two bags of jumbo shrimp (one of my favorite oxymorons), and a pork tenderloin stuffed in the pockets of his cargo shorts.

Back in my day as a grocery store bag boy, the preferred targets of shoplifters were cigarettes, beer, and steak. It's nice to see that they've classed it up a bit and are now hitting the high-end seafood.